Are you a smooth talker?

Ah, the art of the pick-up line. Whether you're trying to impress someone at a bar, on a dating app, or just looking to brighten someone's day, a good pick-up line can make all the difference. However, with so many options out there, it can be hard to know where to start. That's why we've compiled a list of 20 cheesy pick-up lines and 20 funny pick-up lines to help you get started.


20 cheesy pick-up lines

    1. 1. Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
    2. 2. Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?
    3. 3. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together
    4. 4. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by one more time?
    5. 5. I’m learning about important dates in history. Do you wanna be one of them?
    6. 6. Do you have an extra heart, mine has just been stolen!
    7. 7. Are you a time traveller, I can see you in my future!
    8. 8. Life without you is like a broken pencil.
    9. 9. We’re not socks but I think we’d make a good pair.
    10. 10. Are you a broom because you’ve swept me off my feet!
    11. 11. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
    12. 12. I never believed in love at first sight, but that was before I met you.
    13. 13. Are you an electrician because you light up my day!
    14. 14. I always thought happiness started with an ‘h’, but it turns out mine starts with ‘u’.
    15. 15. You’re so beautiful that I forgot my pick-up line.
    16. 16. Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'fine' written all over you.
    17. 17. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
    18. 18. If I were a cat, I'd spend all nine lives with you.
    19. 19. Do you have a name, or can I call you my future?
    20. 20. Excuse me, but you owe me a drink. I dropped mine when I saw how beautiful you are.

20 funny pick up lines

    1. 1. Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.
    2. 2. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
    3. 3. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for.
    4. 4. Are you a wifi signal? Because I'm feeling a strong connection.
    5. 5. Excuse me, but do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
    6. 6. I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you and I can't get up.
    7. 7. Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
    8. 8. If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be the McGorgeous.
    9. 9. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
    10. 10. Is your dad a baker? Because you're a cutie pie.
    11. 11. Are you a beaver? Because damn, you're a work of art.
    12. 12. Excuse me, but can you help me find my lost puppy? I think he ran into your heart.
    13. 13. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just hurt myself falling for you.
    14. 14. Is your mum a mechanic? Because you've got a fine-tuned body.
    15. 15. I'm not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us together.
    16. 16. You must be a fruit, because honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
    17. 17. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
    18. 18. Do you have a magnet in your pocket? Because I'm attracted to you.
    19. 19. Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
    20. 20. If you were a library book, I'd check you out.

Play your way into someone's heart! Let's face it, playing is how you really get to know someone.

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